We hate Illinois Nazis.
Now this, gentlemen, is news. →
I just opened one of those halloween skittles mini bags, and it was filled entirely with red skittles. Today rocks.
well then →
Holy fuck I'm going to bed before 12.
Well, only slightly, and I’ll probably still be awake at 12, nevertheless I’m excited.
The Pokemon theme song is never complete without a...
Know what word is awesome?
Perchance. Its like, maybe, but with more perhaps in it. Also some chance.
Thumbs up for opaque walls, so creepy dudes can’t watch you while you sleep and change!
get this spoon carrying homeless person away from me
Nanalew replied to my comment
life is complete
fuck you english.
I should be sleeping, or doing something generally less productive.
It sucks when there are 2 other people in it.
bert: I LOVE TITS
bert: go tell girls you know
bert: bert loves tits
bert: and needs them
bert: or hell die
Seriously, Cracked, what would I do without you? →
jesse eisenberg=michael cera+ andy samburg?
People really like tumblr, huh? Go out and get some air, ya hipsters.
I seriously don't know what I'd do without... →
Today I thought I got a package, turns out it wasn’t for me
hey look, an interesting post
*runs away using clever gaga distraction 32*
My phone gets tumblr, now I can still forgot about it yet still have it on my phone
I forgot I had a tumblr. my how boring i am